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Black Lie 

Contrary to a white lie, a black lie is when you insult someone, whether it be family, friend, or partner, but the real meaning behind those words are of love.
Brother: “I hate you so much.”

Me: An obvious black lie... “I love you, too.”
Black Lie by InnocentReader January 4, 2021
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Black lie 

When a black person gets blamed for a white persons crime.
Roman: Yo that nigga Tyrone ate all the chicken wings!
Caitlin: Naw that was Marvin, don't be saying black lies homie.
Black lie by Romancee March 28, 2010

Black Ass Lie 

n. A word originating from southern black people to describe another black person who tells blatant lies to another black person's face. Although it is used mainly between black relatives or close, black friends, it can also be used by people of another ethnicity to describe a black person who tells blatant lies.
1) Robert: I thought me and you were gonna go shoot some pool yesterday.
Irving: Oh, damn, I forgot all about that.
Robert: You a Black Ass Lie!

2) Carl: Hey, man, you see that fine girl right there with the apple bottom? I hit that a while back.
Gary: Man, you a Black Ass Lie!

3) Andre: I'm tired of being a slacker, I'm gonna go out and look for a job tomorrow.
Andre's mom: Boy, you a Black Ass Lie!

4) Boss: I can't give you another chance, Willie. I'm sorry, I gotta let you go this time.
Willie: Aww, come on now, Boss. Give me one more chance. I promise I wont mess up again.
Boss: You a Black Ass Lie! You said that the last four times!
Black Ass Lie by Mr Secks March 16, 2011

Black Lies Matter 

This is not a one-sided and racist movement like the other BLM, in fact, this BLM is not a movement at all, just a laconic phrase. One of the most infamous Black Lies Matter case is related to O.J. Simpson, his ex-wife Nicole Brown-Simpson and the man who was with her that night, Ron Goldman. Obviously O.J. was pissed off and maybe a bit jealous too 'cause a 25 -year-old walking cock screwed his 35 -year-old ex-wife like a rabbit, the wife-beater himself was at the time 46.
Then O.J. really chimped out by stabbing Goldman and Nicole had been stabbed seven times in the neck and scalp, Chimpson had put the finishing touches on his work by slitting her throat. Despite some Chimpson's attorneys managed to dispose the clothes that O.J. had been used at the time of the murders, plenty of evidence still remained against him - and then the mighty Black-Lies-Matter jury absolved him of these murders.
So if you happen to be famous and black, you can slaughter a couple of honkies without being held responsible for it, 'cause the Black Lies Matter.

Lie back and think of England

'Advice' given when a woman will inevitably be taking part in unwanted but mandatory/inevitable sex, usually with a partner but sometimes attributed to rape.

Apparently the phrase began in Edwardian England, when mothers would give it to their daughters on their wedding nights- this would be then first girls had heard about sex. Basically, think of the good the children could do the country (could become soldiers, doctors, etc).
No matter geographical location, 'England' should always be used- don't go about saying 'lie back and think of 'Murica' or 'lie back and think of India'. People will think you're a right ninny.
Sue: Ugh, Brian's convinced me to sleep with him tonight.

Anna: You'll be fine... Just get it over with. Lie back and think of England.
To lay down at a 60 to 45 degree angle
I lie back on the longe chair.
lie back by Elliot///: March 3, 2018

little black girl who lies 

"who the fuck is maya?" "the little black girl who lies"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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