Something stolen from the RANGERS and given to all the whinny bitches that only have name and service tapes on their ultra starched BDUs and wear'em all 8up looking it makes me sick "RANGERS LEAD THE WAY............ALL THE WAY!!!"
REMF1" YAY now I dont has to be high speed to wear a Black beret"
REMF2" I know I piss myself when I think about have to go toone of those schools too"
The new issued Army Headwear which will boost the morale of the army! The critics think it steels ranger tradiditon. I think the army needs a headgear change and Voila, the Black Berets!
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.