When your mother finds out you are pregnant and her boyfriend is the father. She then proceeds to beat you with a watermelon and pour koolaide powder into your eyes.
Gurl, when I told mama about my little sitch, she went Black Mamba Fury on my ass. She didn't even beat me with a chicken leg this time, and went straight for the watermelon! What a bitch!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).