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Black Books

Black Books is a hilarious telivision show from the U.K that amazingly only ran for three seasons. It stars Dylan Moran as Bernard Black, a cynical alcoholic who loves his books and hates his customers. His friend Fran (Tamsin Greg), and his "assistant" Manny (Lord of the Rings), help in making his life as difficult as he thinks it is. It realy is worth a watch, and I recomend renting it from a place like Netflix, so you can watch it over again with your friends.
Amoung the many memorable bits are "robot prostitute from the future", "hiding in the crisps again!", "our friends, the genitals", and of course, "The little book of calm".
Sample dialogue from Black Books

Manny; looking in mirror,: "Do you think I should trim my beard?"

Bernard; reading book,: "Yes I think you should trim it, and shave it off" , turns page, "and staple it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow."
Black Books by Figure.10 May 17, 2009
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back-boobs 

When someones shoulder blades are sticking out of their back in a way where they look like boobs/breasts.

This could either happen when they are stretching or standing in a awkward position, or when someone is rather skinny.

On the other hand, it might also refer to people who are obese and have pouches of fat on their back beside their shoulder blades that have the shape of boobs.
Eg1: Elle is becoming so skinny. Yesterday I saw her stretching in the locker room and from the back she looked like she had back-boobs

Eg2: Roohx could you please PhotoShop my back, my shoulders look weird. I look like I have back boobs.

Eg3: Poor thing, she really should wear such tight shirts when shes that large, her back boobs are really popping out there.
back-boobs by MrBigG August 3, 2011

Back Boobs 

When an individual is so obese that when viewed from the rear the rolls make it look like there is a set of tits on thier back.
I was in wal-mart the other day and I was walking behind a chick so fat she had DD size back boobs.
Back Boobs by The Haagimus October 23, 2009

Back Boobs 

Sometimes an individual is so fat that the rolls of fat on their back become strange, breast-like appendages. They have a bizarre, hypnotic power. Even though you are mildy repulsed, it is hard to look away once you see a real pair of beauties jiggling like there's no tomorrow on someone's back.
1. Cheryl: Man, check out the back boobs on that femullet! Those have got to be double D's.
Brigid: At least!

2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!

back boobs 

When someones shoulder blades are sticking out of their back in a way where they look like boobs/breasts.

This could either happen when they are stretching or standing in a awkward position, or when someone is rather skinny.

On the other hand, it might also refer to people who are obese and have pouches of fat on their back beside their shoulder blades that have the shape of boobs.
Eg1: Elle is becoming so skinny. Yesterday I saw her stretching in the locker room and from the back she looked like she had back-boobs

Eg2: Roohx could you please PhotoShop my back, my shoulders look weird. I look like I have back boobs.

Eg3: Poor thing, she really should wear such tight shirts when shes that large, her back boobs are really popping out there.
back boobs by MrBigG August 3, 2011

back boobs 

when a woman is SOOO fat, that she appears to have breasts on her back due to a tightish bra.

I once met a fat krusty with greasy ginger wrestler mullet hair of this ilk. and then i found out she had her clit pierced. i was very ill.
Man 1 : oh my f**king days that girl has got back boobs man.

Man 2 : RAHHH!!! that is some nasty shiz-nit
back boobs by Ganjzilla!! August 31, 2003
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