the airborne mutation of the terrible cranial disease yeulgeis
carriers generally deny any form of illness, and this denial causes the yeulgeis to mutate and spread.
-resembles black mold, clings to refrigerators, and household appliances, and anywhere where a host is in contact.
'LOOK! the black angus yeulgeis!!'
'oh no! cover your mouth, or the black angus yeulgeis might get cha, har har har'
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)