Slowhand's definitions

black angus

The act of covering the cranium with fecal matter and running head first into one's spouse or significant others vaginal area.

"Man,I gave Sarah such a black angus last night shes gonna be limping for days."

by Slowhand November 21, 2004

Dirty Eagle

The act of emmiting fecal matter onto a flat surface area and laying down in it moving limbs back and forth as if making a snow angel.

"Man I did the best dirty eagle last night it took me 4 hours to get the stink off of me."

by Slowhand November 26, 2004