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hi im bixon. -bixon
bixon by b1x0n July 30, 2021
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bixonimania

A supposed benign eye disease, in which redness develops on and around the eyelids as a result of excessive blue light exposure.

Bixonimania was supposedly named by Lazljiv Izgubljenovic researching at Asteria Horizon University in Nova City, California.

In reality, bixonimania was a fake disease dreamt up to sound ridiculous to any human reader. An eye or skin disease wouldn’t be called “-mania”. Lazljiv Izgubljenovic, Asteria Horizon University, and Nova City aren’t real. However, a Web crawler scraped the paper from a preprint server, and LLMs uncritically accepted the papers—thanking “Professor Maria Bohm at The Starfleet Academy”, “the Professor Sideshow Bob Foundation for its work in advanced trickery”, and “the University of Fellowship of the Ring and the Galactic Triad”—as real.
ChatGPT, my eyes itch. Do I have bixonimania?
bixonimania by the riverside April 14, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026