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A Crazy Mother Fucker who Runs around like a lunatic. Comes Straight out of Compton. Is One who likes to Go Crazy and has no regard for anything at all. Likes to be the insane party king.
Theres someone pulling a bixer or Damn he looks like a bixler.
Bixler by MortyMort June 20, 2008
A very weird kid who wants to hump your dead body dry
Oh crap Bixler is following us again......

Bixler burn 

A burn caused by building a Flite Test plane and burning your finger as you try to spread hot glue like Josh Bixler
"I got a real bad Bixler burn"
"What's that burn from? Oh, its a Bixler burn"
" Thanks a lot for the Bixler burn, Josh"

Cedric Bixler Zavala 

Singer of the band The Mars Volta as well as past band At The Drive-In. Mexican, Crisp Blue Eyes, Back Afro Styled Hair, with a mixture of salsa and spasmic dancing. High pitched singing and a various amount of moans and yells represnted by the labyrinth of a story/lyrics written by this man.
"Do you know who Cedric Bixler Zavala is?"
"Yes! THE MOST AMAZING SINGER AND SONG WRITER EVER?"
"You forgot something."
"What..?"
"HE'S INCREDIBLY HANDSOME!"

Cedric Bixler Zavala 

Cedric Bixler-Zavala is the vocalist from the most amazing band ever, The Mars Volta. He used to be the frontman of the emocore/hard punk band At the Drive-In, dubbed the next Nirvana by some. At the Drive-In dissolved in the beginning of the 2000s and he formed, with Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, ATD-I's guitarist, The Mars Volta. One of the greatest progressive/emocore bands there are out there today.

He has an amazing voice. He incorporates falsetto and various sounds to make the Mars Volta's sound just plain different from anything else.
Cedric Bixler Zavala + Omar Rodriguez Lopez = Best thing that has happened to music.

to pull a "bixler" 

is to make plans with someone and then back out in hopes of getting a peace of booty.
yea man, sure ill be there. Unless i am to pull a "bixler"