bits and pieces

A man's penis and testes.

It's been 30 years! I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working!

by JoeBob September 14, 2003

bits and pieces

Collective term for a list of items or things.

'I've got a few bits and pieces to do then i'm going out'

by pete September 19, 2003

bits and pieces

slang: term used to describe the male genitalia

Fight dirty, kick him in the bits and pieces!

by Jim September 11, 2003

bits and pieces

penis and testicles or twig and berries

I hope my bits and pieces are still working.

by doodooface September 5, 2003

bits and pieces

The male testicles and penis.

The women were checking out Don's bits and pieces at the nudist club.

by Don B. September 12, 2003

bits and pieces

random stuff u have lyin round ur crib thats useless

lets get rid of these bits and peices coz they cloggin up my crib, man

by wannabawhiteboy September 18, 2003

bits n' pieces

The act of placing M&M's, Reese's Pieces, Skittles, or any other candy inside a woman's vagina and then smearing peanut butter all over your penis before repeatedly penetrating her to remove all the previously inserted candies. You then say "Eat my Bits n' Pieces!" and she will begin giving you head with all the candy and peanut butter on your dick. When she complains that there is too much peanut butter in her mouth you exclaim "Get used to it, bitch!"
For extra points, you then say "You got punk'd!" Then while she is dazed and looking for Ashton Kutcher, steal her car and drive somewhere then shit on the windshield and walk back to your place. Bonus points.

Dude, that girl was totally into giving me Bits n' Pieces, but once I went for bonus points she got pissed. Good thing I shat on her windshield.

by Mike, Pat, Critty, Doug, and Racist July 2, 2006