Bitlife

The game where you make poor life decisions and go to prison, or just be someone that gets pregnant or others pregnant way too much.

Yo dude, have you tried Bitlife?
No.
Fuck you.

by dxnver April 02, 2020

BitLife

Basically crack but in a game, and you create a life, or even control your friend's life. Super addictive, and porn directors have the highest salary!

Vanessa: Ugh i only slept for 2 hours last night
Jared: Watching Parks and Rec again?
Vanessa: Nah, I played as 25 people on BitLife
Jared: Oh....

by crocthot February 05, 2019

BitLife

I really fun game where u can make horrible desisions for other people and not yourself

Bruh I had 40 kids in BitLife how about you!?

by Cannedcoochiexd December 14, 2018

BitLife

A great mobile game where you can live out an entire fucking life, die, and then live another life.

The only thing that sucks about BitLife is that you have to pay for a lot of the best features. On the bright side, it’s only $5

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

BitLife

the best free mobile game on the App Store currently

hello david my favourite game is bitlife

damope that’s a good game i play it too
right now fuck off david

ok sorry damope

by nobilly7 May 23, 2021

BitLife

An “adult life simulator” available on PC, and mobile. A free game where you could live many lives, and do whatever. Except crime.

I robbed a train in BitLife.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 05, 2021

Bitlife day

Where everything with bitlife plays it and if you don’t have bitlife you can download it on 6th of August

Ooooh it’s bitlife day! Let’s play bitlife

by Luno1233454 November 05, 2019