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Bitch Mitts

What you call someone's hands when they've never done manual labor, or when their hands are just too damn soft all the time
Two co-workers talking to a new hire while working in construction.

"Hey newbie, time to actually work for a living and earn some calluses. Gotta get rid of those bitch mitts."
by kardinalsyn May 25, 2019
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bitch mits

-when bitch tits was said incorrectly, bitch mits was created :)
-someone who has suddenly turned bitchy would be described to have 'put their bitch mits on' (mits being the shortened version of mittens {gloves}).
-This statement is usually also accompanied by the mimed action of putting a pair of gloves on.
"someone just put their bitch mits on!"

"get yer bitch mits on, love!"

"she's certainly got her bitch mits on today!"
by moysha March 6, 2008
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Bitch Mints

Mints sold in some candy stores that are normal in every aspect other then the label says :

"Bitch Mints, Suck on it honey"

and have a picture of a 1950's woman on the front gasping in horor.
"Some girl from school was lecturing me on sexism, I offered her some Bitch Mints but she didn't seem to appreciate it."
by Dylan Thomson September 27, 2006
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