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Bitch Blink 

The face you make when someone says something extremely stupid. You close your eyes for 3 seconds and then open them while rolling your eyes at that person (Roll them right if the person is on your left and roll them left if the person in on your right. Choose when the person is in front of you. )
Aaron: Is Friday the 13th on a Thursday or Wednesday this year.

Alexis: *Bitch Blinks*
Aaron: Uuuuh?
Alexis: You fucking dumbass!
Bitch Blink by GOATSUCKERS OOM HA LA February 13, 2017
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Bitch Blanket Bob 

When your sleeping with a girl and she is being a bitch by hogging your blanket
Boy: Honey stop being such a bitch blanket bob and give me some blanket
Girl: Its your fault that you where a Toenail Toby last night.

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Bitch Blanket Bob by Zenunass June 23, 2011

bitchy blink 

When you are trying to throw shade by blinking nonstop at someone instead of speaking
When someone pisses you off and you look and them, don't speak, but just give them the bitchy blink.
bitchy blink by bafmshx July 13, 2016

bitch blanket 

A person to whom another person constantly bitches or complains about the ridiculous drama in his or her life.
Damn, I feel like Raychelle's making me her bitch blanket. She always comes over to me after class and dumps all her troubles on me about her shitty life.
bitch blanket by Kaybeeay February 10, 2009

binkle bitch 

A binkle bitch is a small rotund cockwaddle with the most annoying voice known to man. Rumor has it that whenever a bitch enters the room, Everyone in a 3 mile radius hang’s themselves
Jason is such a binkle bitch. He cannot shut the fuck up about anything
binkle bitch by Bingie bongoes September 6, 2022

blanket wet bitch 

the lowest of lowly bitches (not to be outdone by the skank bitch or the cunt bitch); the bitch that sleeps in Your tent, uses Your blanket and then has the audacity to get it wet against the side of the tent. what a blanket wet bitch
"pass the pipe you blanket wet bitch!"

"hey whats up?"
"fuck you, you blanket wet bitch!"

BitchLink 

"BitchLink" can refer to multiple things.

1. A link that leads you to some error page shit saying that you've encountered some kind of FuckUp on your network when really, there isn't. Basically, a link that's being a bitch to you.

2. The error page that a BitchLink(1) may lead you to. It is a redirection to an error page if something goes wrong, or some NetShit causes you problems.
"FUCK! I COULDN'T GET ON MY MYSPACE CAUSE THAT BITCH LINK IT KEEPS SENDING ME TO..."
"Did you disable then enable your connection?"
"Um...DUH! That's why it's called a BitchLink you fuck-head! It's being an unfair snotty little brat who always tries to get guys to-"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's skip the nasty stuff here. Maybe you should check in a few days."
"This bitch ain't gonna be easy."
BitchLink by Up4Ownage February 27, 2009