Definitions by houstongirl

bitch monkey 

sex slave or just a slave, someone that always does things for you when you ask 'em to,

milhouse is bart's bitch monkey

that sexy boy is going to be my bitch monkey
your my bitch monkey

bitch monkey by houstongirl September 19, 2009

spank the monkey 

in houston many will say that it means anal sex, in kansas it means masturbation, mainly when guys masturbate not women but I hear in some places it doesn't matter if your male or female

I wanna spank her monkey
I wanna spank the monkey
he is spanking his monkey
she is spanking her monkey

spank the monkey by houstongirl September 19, 2009