Bistner

An exaggerated state of approval and or/surprise. Usually said with increased enthusiasm.

How's your food sir?

Oh Bistner, Cark.

Very well, Sir.

by l Al3x l April 30, 2021

Mr. Bittner

A great health teacher and a great man, he was also an opera singer and kept an incredible apple on his desk that no one could open. He loved Tigger and had a Tigger stamp for students when they received A's. His license plate also said Tigger and he drove an Audi!

He obeyed three rules: he didn't pick favorites, he trusted who you are, and upheld confidentiality. He hears everything and knows how to keep a secret.

He taught at Lakelands Park Middle School for seven years until he lost his battle with liver cancer on December 12, 2011.

LPMS kid: "Hey, you had Mr. Bittner yet?"
LPMS kid 2: "Nah, but I heard he was good."
LPMS kid 1: "Yeah, he was the best!"

by IB Artfreak December 16, 2011

Ariel Bittner

The kid who looks like a nerd but is actually a fucking legend

Person : Are you Ariel Bittner
Ariel Bittner: No Shit

by ariel bitcoin September 21, 2018

bitner

1. Having achieved brief infamy or success, then proceeding to fail or bungle colossally at one or more careers or activities, partaking of a rampage of self-destruction and ruin, then moving on to something completely random and wierd, to the amazement of all.
2. The fetish of hiring and interacting with but not having sex with a prostitute.

"That is so Bitner!"

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bister

Sister or any other female relative or friend.

Sister 1: BISSTAAA
Sister 2: Bister!
Sister 3: BIisSTUhhh.
Friend: I'm a bister, too!

by bISTer June 25, 2010

bitner

1. An achievement which, twenty years on, spontaneously captivates strangers who find the fabled man and make him legend.

2. A cult following

1. To this day, his Bitner is spoken of in hushed tones.

2. "I want a cult following. I want a Bitner."

by merc October 9, 2004

bister

a big soul sister

I was all up in da club last night hittin on some fine bisters.

by brooke December 18, 2003