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Bishop Fenwick High School

Bishop Fenwick is a private, "catholic" school in Massachusetts. Known for its elitism, lack of real authority and its run down appearance, Fenwick will never cease to surprise you with how low it can lower the bar each year unlike its consistently rising tuition.

Sex, drugs, racism, sexism, and homophobia are common problems at the school. After 4 years you become desensitized to it. You become more shocked that a classroom smells like sugar cookies than a kid agreeing with eugenics after a while. Fenwick is also known for both having too much and no school spirit at the same time. You can find students cheering that they're undefeated while loosing to their shitty rival school, Saint Mary's. Don't expect that same energy at spirit week though.

For how expensive the tuition is, you'd expect it to be a decent school but you'd be wrong. The art wing is so old that it made people sick. The auditorium is in the same state as it was in 1960. They could fix it, but they would have to redo everything to make it handicap accessible which they don't really care about. Most of the funding went into the glass box, Crusader Square, just to look pretty. The 7 mil could've fixed the boiler that keeps exploding, flooding problems, the asbestos in the school, or replacing desks that have been used since the 80s.
The student body is divided into several cliques and if you somehow get tribal voted out, your social life is pretty much demoted to complete social isolation until you graduate.
person 1: hey where do you go to school?
person 2: Bishop Fenwick High School.
person 1: God, I'm so sorry.
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Bishop Fenwick high school

a private catholic school in peabody ma, mostly populated by rich kids of peabody and other surrounding towns . lots of high grads who don't wanna go to pvmhs, melrose, Wakefield, Saugus, beverly, danvers, Salem, oxford, Topsfield when am kids go there to escape the high schools or because their parents want them to be good catholic kids, or their moms went.girls sports are pretty strong while the football boys brag about the team at every chance they get (even though its not good) undergoing renovations every day too which angers students and teachers. if your mom went there, chances are they're going to make you go to school there. student body is pretty good with the exception of a few juul fiends and burned out seniors. some teachers have been there for so long that they have taught student's mothers.like ones in their 50s. I'm not kidding its pretty common. most seniors go on to become pretty wild, while still maintaining a 3.9 gpa and going to Notre dame. not one kid is not involved in extracurriculars or have never been to a football game. school spirit is pretty intense there. overall good education if you are an advocate for urself and don't get high every day at the north shore mall. mostly girls who's brothers go to st johns prep and some boys. girls volleyball soccer field hockey are pretty elite, while boys' hockey and lax is good and football is overrated
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