A bumper biscuit is when you take a dump on a nemesis', rival, or friends car bumper. Mostly done by high school or college age boys, well known at the Virginia Military Institute (VMA).
Dude, all that corn and nuts paid off. I dumped a bumper biscuit on that idiot Jason's car that was worthy of the yearbook.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.