birthworm

one of the worst slurs you can ridicule someone to. refers to a fetus passing through the birth canal aka vag; which is quite disgusting, but worse, a giant worm. a giant BIRTH worm. these people are also known to be among the best scammers. few people have been given this humiliating title.

Bor-shit: Fuck off lizard, you stupid bird, you nushe, FOUR EYES, and frankenstein, you piece a shit. HAHA! *annoying laughs and point of fingers*

Any of the above people: stfu u birthworm.

Bor-shit the birthworm: oh uhhh... shitttt...

birthworm by Lizard King, esq January 6, 2011

BirthWorm

it another name for a penis

That guy has a massive BirthWorm

BirthWorm by anonymous January 17, 2024

BirthWorm

a penis

That guy has a massive BirthWorm

BirthWorm by anonymous January 17, 2024

BirthWorm

A Penis

Wow that a massive BirthWorm

BirthWorm by Novaglow January 17, 2024

birthwarming 

Combination birthday and housewarming party

My birthwarming is going to be sick!

birthwarming by KCgras March 22, 2010

birthmorrow

Birthmorrow - often mistaken for birthday in advance.
this obviously incorrect however...
If "today" is the "birthday", then "birthmorrow" is the day AFTER the "birthday"...

Sorry I missed your birthday. Oh, this present is for you. Happy Birthmorrow!

birthmorrow by dat-guy August 2, 2012

birdworming 

When a female performs fellatio on an extremely intoxicated male whose lower unit can no longer stand at attention (a condition commonly referred to as "whiskey dick") such that the female resembles a bird attempting to pull a worm out of the ground. Commonly, the male will exclaim "I swear this never happens", but both parties know that is patently false.

"Hey, did you take Sheila home and give her a proper rogering last night?"

"Ah fuck. I was so whiskey dicked that she ended up just birdworming me for an hour. I changed course and decided to stick a finger in her butt, then she freaked out and I just rolled over and passed out."

birdworming by tumbleweaves July 25, 2019