Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate by soulocutz August 26, 2011
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Birth Certificate
Birth Certificate by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006
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Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.
Mother: Uhhh...what?
Mother: Uhhh...what?
birth certificate by JTurskz October 5, 2007
Birth Certificate
It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.
Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.
Birth Certificate by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010
Birth Certificate Blues
The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.
President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.
Birth Certificate Blues by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011
Birth Certificate Feet
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Birth Certificate Feet by Jennifred July 19, 2023
Birth Certificate Feet
When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.
Birth Certificate Feet by Jennifred July 19, 2023
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