Birth Certificate 

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

Birth Certificate by soulocutz August 26, 2011

Birth Certificate 

Your official diagnosis of Life. See Birthday.

Your birth certificate shows your diagnosis of Life, with the time and date that you got it.

Birth Certificate by Help stop spreading the disease September 13, 2006

birth certificate 

The abortion clinic's apology letter to your mother.

Doctor: I'm sorry ma'am, the procedure didn't work. We're sorry, you're going to have a semi-retarded baby boy. I hope this birth certificate helps.

Mother: Uhhh...what?

birth certificate by JTurskz October 5, 2007

Birth Certificate 

It is the paper on which your birth date is written on. It USUALLY records your date of birth, but under other circumstances it could be used for just about ANYTHING. Most likely, your birth certificate is ACTUALLY an apology from the condom factory.

Wassup fool I was born in the 20's, look its on by BIRTH CERTIFICATE yo!

They told me to bring my BIRTH CERTIFICATE to prove I was 21 so they didn't let me into the gay strip club that I like to touch my weenis in.

Birth Certificate by Dr. Ee-L Nar G.1 January 19, 2010

Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

Birth Certificate Blues by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

Birth Certificate Feet 

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble that of the stamped feet on the card you get stamped as an infant.

The ladies walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

Birth Certificate Feet by Jennifred July 19, 2023

Birth Certificate Feet 

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.

Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.

Birth Certificate Feet by Jennifred July 19, 2023