Slang believed to have originated in the North of England, bird turding means to talk nonsense, or to boast with nothing to back it up. Possibly derived via pigeon fanciers, telling someone that they are bird turding means that they don't have the facts and are basically talking bird shit. Telling someone that they "ain't bird turding" means that they have got it right.
"Winkies who try to aggrandise themselves using Urban Dictionary are just WOSPs."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
"You ain't bird turding there, pal."
by AKACroatalin April 04, 2015
Although birds are pretty, one should never put out bird seed or bird food because that simply creates bird turds
by andy1 May 30, 2005
by Sandmanski October 25, 2017
by JonoT02 February 22, 2019
"Darnell, you got bird turds all up in my weave".
"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."
"When i was younger, i would blow bird turds all over my rug, and then knee it in."
by Bertothegreat February 03, 2006
My girlfriend was being a bich earlier, so after I fucked her I droped the "cowboy bird turd" right on her stomach!
by anarnie November 09, 2010
The mild, less profane version of eff that ish. Birding that turd implies that you are giving the bird to that ish.
by hotspanxforhighranks March 12, 2010