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Billy Mayes 

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, spraying a couple nice ropes on her tits and neck, you both think you're done, but you get a couple more nice shots. An odd to the dearly departed Billy Mayes: "But, wait, there's more!"

Also known as the Billy Mayonnaise in some circles.
Laci: "That Billy Mayes you put on me this morning was gangster. You really had me fooled!"
Billy Mayes by Hdhdhdhdhdh August 21, 2018

Billy Mayes 

man who was deaf in both ears, and felt the need to shout at his audience who were only watching him because they were too lazy to change the channel. he is now deceased due to overuse of the lungs and therefore grew into a tumor. old people will never be able to buy anything again. he now rests with his hearing aids still in.
"dude i miss Billy Mayes." "sorry what was that?"
"BUY OXYCLEAN!! IT TAKES THE TOUGH STAINS OUT!!

Billy Mayes-ified 

To make something bland look very entising and amazing, most likely throwing in random facts and strange offers that have nothing to do with the product or service, in order to convince someone to do something.
He totally Billy Mayes-ified me into going to that party!

Watch, and be Billy Mayes-ified!!

I was almost Billy Mayes-ified by that comercial.

Dont be Billy Mayes-ified by him, it really sucks.
Billy Mayes-ified by bored7 July 6, 2009

Billy Mayes Mode 

Using all caps as every letter of your sentence while still using proper grammar and spelling
You: HEY MAN WHATS UP?
Friend: Dude why are you using all caps?
You: IT'S NOT ALL CAPS, ITS BILLY MAYES MODE.
Friend: You, good sir, are a fucktard.
You: I KNOW, BUT THIS IS FUN.
friend blocks your ass for being a loser

BillyMays 

The act of adding a beard similar to that of spokesperson Billy Mays onto a picture of a person or animal. One who is the victim of such BillyMaysing is considered to be BillyMaysed. This can be acconplished with the BillyMaysingBillyMayser. BillyMaysing is usually done to celebrities, but it is not restricted to non-celebrities.
1. "You've been BillyMaysed!"
2. "Me and my buddies went BillyMaysing."
3. "You want to BillyMays some one? It'll cheer ya up. :D"
4. "Go to Youtube and search for 'Billy Maysing' for an example."
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