1. (noun) An actor of unquestionable talent. Bill Paxton can not only light up a screen, but he also lights up our hearts. A glimpse at his face is a glimpse into heaven. Paxton's works are masterpieces, and include such brilliant films such as Twister, Aliens, Apollo 13, Titanic, Vertical Limit, and of course, Big Love. Someone with such a vast resume not only deserves our respect, but also our hearts.
2. (adjective) Used to describe someone who has mad bitches at his disposal, much like Bill Paxton does in "Big Love"
-yo Bill, you got mad hunnies, how you do it?
-I'm Bill Paxton, that's how. Now I have to jump in my rocketship and control the weather.
(adjective) - another word for a horrible actor. can replace the terms "asshole", "fucking asshole" or "douchebag". Can also be used as a noun.
"Don't be a fucking Bill Paxton", "You can act just about as good as Bill Paxton", "The twister blows almost as much as Bill Paxton" or "Go screw yourself Bill Paxton"
Sex position when you are penetrating a women from behind and you drop an oil tanker on her head. this imitates the hardships bill Paxton went through while filming the movie twister.
Yo, you'll never guess what happened last night. i was fucking amy and i gave her a little taste of the Pax Attack.
Jimmy what happened to lisa, she didn't come in today? She met bill Paxton last night!! if you know what i mean.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*