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Bilbo Baggins'd 

Reflexive Verb (v): Being Bilbo Bagisn'd means one has just been shuddered at, in surprise and alarm, while trying to reach for a marijuana smoking device. The person doing the bagginsing will generally mimick the suprised and alarmed face of Bilbo Baggins yelling "don't touch it!", or some other defensive speech pattern, while hiding the bong as if it is the most precious thing in the world to them.
Stoner 1: Hey dude lemme hit that Shii--(while reaching for bowl)

Stoner 2: (turns away erratically while pulling bowl in safer area next to his chest), exhibits some strange noise as a manifestation of a defensive and alarmed response, or yells, "don't touch it"

Stoner 3 to Stoner 1 " ha you just got bilbo baggins'd son!"
Bilbo Baggins'd by Pizazzle February 5, 2010

Bilbo-dildo

Bilbo-dildo An enormous magic dildo that no meare mortal can piseas
Bilbo-dildo by Sven savage October 22, 2018

dirty bilbo 

When you shit so hard you cum into 10 women at once getting them all pregnant and having inercourse with all of them at one time smearing you massive shit all over them
I'm gonna pull a dirty bilbo tonight
dirty bilbo by Peodeo September 8, 2021

national bimbo day 

1: omg it’s national bimbo day (march 14th) All the bimbos are out today

Bimbo Doll 

All good girls need to be Bimbo Dolls. Bambi needs to be a bimbo doll
Bimbo Doll by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022

Bimbo Doll

A person (typically a woman) who’s very attractive but is a fucking retard, with the features of something more doll like, hence the term ‘bimbo doll’
Me: “I wanna be a bimbo doll!”
Bestie: “let’s have another shopping haul!”
Bimbo Doll by UR_L0CALS1MP October 18, 2025