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big hat, no cattle 

a poser.
someone who is tries hard, but still doesnt get it.
someone who brags tremendously about thier doings, but it's all a lie to make them look better.
He's got a big hat, but no cattle.
big hat, no cattle by crayola March 29, 2004

big hat, no cattle 

when someone is so full of themselves, and loves to hear themselves talk, but it is all a facade, and there is never any action or substance to back it up
see: all bark and no bite
This guy I work with keeps telling me he is going to kick my ass because I let his daughter suck my dick at the company picnic. That will never happen, he wears a big hat, but he has got no cattle.
big hat, no cattle by the a.h. March 31, 2004

Big hat, No cattle 

Person with a fancy sounding title but no real authority or responsibility.
Boy talk about Big hat, No cattle-Hi Business card says Director of Compliance but all he does is check expiration dates.
Big hat, No cattle by socaljohn December 13, 2019

big hat, no cattle 

A person who wears a large hat but possesses no livestock.
Marty still wears his cowboy hat even though rustlers stole his herd. He's got a big hat, no cattle.
big hat, no cattle by furtim April 9, 2008

Big hat no cattle 

The unofficial motto of the state of Texas
As with most people in Texas he is just big hat no cattle
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