Big Potatoes 

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.

"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."

Big Potatoes by Sean Sig January 12, 2010

Jimmy big potatoes 

One who lacks physical prowess and courage yet walks around with a strange gait as if to protect his gonads. His elbows poke out and he stares a lot.

Fuck dude theres Jimmy big potatoes im outta here.

Jimmy big potatoes by Vincerpzo November 5, 2019

little potatoes have big eyes 

Young children can be very observant to the things they see, especially the screen on your phone or tablet. This is an updated modern analogy to the old saying “little pitchers have big ears” .

As I was looking over Grindr thumbnails, my young cousin looked over my shoulder and ask what I was doing. Fortunately it was just PG thumbnails. It made me very aware, and as my older cousin and I mentioned the “little pitchers have big ears” reference, we changed the reference to potatoes, because they have “eyes”. Little potatoes have big eyes. Now we are a pet of history.

little potatoes have big eyes by Chris Shannon dss October 6, 2023