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Big Bill Hell's 

The only car dealer that will tell you to fuck off. If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's you can kiss his ass. Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, he'll fuck her.

Big Bill Hell's is home of Challenge Pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with Big Bill.

Big Big Hell is exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state Maryland...GUARANTEED!
1) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. He told me to fuck off, then fucked my wife. I told him I found a better deal and he shoved it up my ugly ass.

2) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. I tried the CHALLENGE PISSING. I left there car-less and soaked in piss.
Big Bill Hell's by Juan Potatoes September 27, 2013
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Big Bill Hell's 

A car dealership who created a funny and humorus commercial. One of the lines in that commercial said “SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!”
FUCK YOU BALTIMORE! IF YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUY A CAR THIS WEEKEND, YOU'RE A DUMB ENOUGH SHMUTZ TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS! BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN, THIEVES! IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO FIND A BARGAIN AT BIG BILL'S, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS! IT'S YOUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHERFUCKER THAT YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT GUARANTEED! IF YOU FIND A BETTER DEAL, YOU CAN SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS, YOU HEARD US RIGHT, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! BRING YOUR TRADE, BRING YOUR TITLE, BRING YOUR WIFE, WE'LL FUCK HER! THAT'S RIGHT WE'LL FUCK YOUR WIFE! BECAUSE AT BIG BILL HELL'S, YOU'RE FUCKED SIX WAYS TO SUNDAY! TAKE A HIKE TO BIG BILL HELL'S! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING, THAT'S RIGHT, CHALLENGE PISSING. HOW DOES IT WORK? IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT. DON'T WAIT, DON'T DELAY, DON'T FUCK WITH US OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! ONLY AT BIG BILL'S HELL, THE ONLY DEALER THAT TELLS YOU TO FUCK OFF. HURRY UP, ASSHOLE! THIS EVENT ENDS THE MINUTE YOU WRITE US A CHECK AND IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU'RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER. GO TO HELL. BIG BILL HELL'S CARS, BALTIMORE'S FILTHIEST AND EXCLUSIVE HOME OF THE MEANEST SONS OF BITCHES IN THE STATE OF MARYLAND, GUARANTEED!
Big Bill Hell's by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019
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