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The only car dealer that will tell you to fuck off. If you think you're going to find a bargain at Big Bill's you can kiss his ass. Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife, he'll fuck her.

Big Bill Hell's is home of Challenge Pissing. How does it work? If you can piss six feet straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment. Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with Big Bill.

Big Big Hell is exclusive home to the meanest sons of bitches in the state Maryland...GUARANTEED!
1) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. He told me to fuck off, then fucked my wife. I told him I found a better deal and he shoved it up my ugly ass.

2) I went to Big Bill Hell's for a new car. I tried the CHALLENGE PISSING. I left there car-less and soaked in piss.
by Juan Potatoes September 27, 2013
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