Bidet Baby

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A person who has become so accustomed to using a bidet at home that taking a shit anywhere without one feels primitive, uncomfortable, and borderline unacceptable. A Bidet Baby may reluctantly use a public or non-bidet toilet when absolutely necessary, but will spend the entire experience wishing they had just waited until they got home.

The final stage of bidet dependency: toilet paper alone no longer feels clean enough.

“I’ve become such a Bidet Baby that I had to shit at work today and genuinely considered driving home instead.”

Bidet Baby by WhoDatPhantom August 29, 2026

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baby daddy biden money

The monthly payment to parents with children under 18.

Got my baby daddy Biden money today! Let’s get hammered!”

baby daddy biden money by jager666999 August 13, 2021

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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