Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward?
I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden
drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and
alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story