Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Bhutanese 

A person who has their origins from Bhutan. A person who has lived in Bhutan for more than 15 years and has acquired the ID card.
he's a Bhutanese
Bhutanese by aupnidu January 15, 2024

Bhutanese Blowbang 

The act of banging and then blowing, tantalizing the penis until the man is ready to bang again, with this process occuring indefinitely, in an infinite and endless cycle.
Some say a Bhutanese Blowbang is the sexual cycle ones soul goes through during transcendent self actualization, and that Gandhi himself is stuck in sexual samsara due to it.

Bhutanese shrimple kirk 

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking
Bhutanese shrimple kirk by Milk8766 January 13, 2025

Bhutanese thunderquaddling 

When you're fucking a bitch doggy style outside in a severe thunder storm, and you electrical tape a 10 foot metal pole to the girls head. You then proceed to wait until she gets struck by lightning, and it travels down the pole, through her body, and into your cock and balls. You then instantaneously bust a load, and she proceeds to give birth to Thor 9 months later.
George: Bro I was Bhutanese Thunderquaddling with Brittany last night and now we're gonna give birth to a Greek god!

I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack

"I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace."
Is part of a press conference. The conference was held on February 8th where President Joe Biden said this regarding cannabis legalisation at a federal level
Person 1: What are you smoking on tonight mr president?
Person 2: I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag nigga. A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my nigga for real dog. Peace.

Bhuwanesh 

The Lord of the world
One of the most intriguing versions of this teaching is the idea of the Lord of the World Bhuwanesh, the head of an unseen but benevolent hierarchy that governs humanity
Bhuwanesh by TheBannaSa May 17, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
Load more