bevans

a word used to describe an IT teacher who is pretty cool; However, this same teacher has a tendency to blow up and go Sub-Zero on your ass.

1. Have you seen our new computer teacher?
2. No, not yet. Whats he like?
1. Ah man, he's so bevans!

bevans by NOTTANIGGA January 15, 2009

bevans

all you guys are gimps. bevans is your beer.
bevan = beer. bevans = beers
sinking bevans = your a lad.

note: sinking chic's drinks does not give you a ladsy status. it must be bevans only. notably TEDS VB or CARTLON

lad: oi tomo mate why arnt you sinking bevans
non ladsy homma: ahh matey i like the chics drinks
lad: you used to be the bevan sinking king, now your the pussy smirnoff double black king
non ladsy homma: aight mate but atleast they taste good
lad: fuck you i prefer bevans. lads on.

bevans by J_amessss November 5, 2006

elena bevans 

Awesome, cut, brave, talented,

She is so pretty her name must be Elena Bevans!

elena bevans by Rachel Peevoy October 23, 2017

the beans are talkin’

an admittance of flatulence

Husband: Did you…? Oh my gosh!
Wife: (embarrassed) Yeah, the beans are talkin’.
Husband: Well, you could have...
Wife: (indignant) I DID, but YOU just had to have curry. Actions have consequences.

the beans are talkin’ by goose_on_a_roof October 18, 2020

Beansworth 

A saucy creature who dwells in the northern regions of California. The Beansworth possesses many majestic powers, some of which include gracing the backs of weary travelers in need of healing with its gentle caress and shrieking to the sounds of "Crystal Blue Persuasion" and Minnie Riperton. The Beansworth enjoys concocting delicious treats for its nieces and lounging about in the negligee. The Beansworth is not alone in its endeavors, however for when there are reported Beansworth citing (a rare and momentous occasion for it is a stealthy, nocturnal mammal) it is often seen with its bearded companion known as the gruncle and a small, uni-balled beast with an under bite. The Beansworth may seem like a busy creature, but it still recognizes the value of relaxation from time to time. In moments of stress, the Beansworth will either venture to its backyard to dip itself in the swamps or luxuriate with preferred fine wines and cheeses. Don't be alarmed if you ever cross paths with this magnificent beast, for it means no harm. In fact, ready yourself for a warm embrace and a kiss. For that is how the Beansworth greets visitors, without fail. But be warned, the Beansworth does has an evil side. Never turn your back on it or it could be hell to pay.

Girl 1: OMG GUYS I SWEAR I JUST SAW A BEANSWORTH!!

Girl 2: wow! I've heard the legends, but never have I laid eyes on one! Was it as great as I imagine??

Girl 1: Even better. *stares off into distance, dramatic background music playing softly*

Beansworth by Beansworth Watcher August 16, 2012

Bro beans

This a nickname you call someone close and dear to you! This is only used for your inner circle or friends or significant other

Boy: hey bro beans, what cooking?

Girlfriend: *sits on a heated couch*

Girlfriend: warming up you snack bro beans

Bro beans by Mudbonic plague October 19, 2020

hitting beans 

a term used by people who actively self harm, used to describe cutting deep enough to expose the layer of fat underneath the skin. named after the fact that the bubbles of fat resemble beans.

"i don't get why people brag about hitting beans."
"i managed to hit beans before, but i had to get stitches afterwards so it wasn't really worth it."

hitting beans by basedmarimo March 30, 2021