Bestfriendhoe

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The greatest form of friendship two people can share even greaert than the best friend forever(bff) and the best friend for ever and ever(bffeae) and even best friend for life(bffl). Bestfriendhoes are usually found running and skipping together or talking about masturbation on the phone

Man dont you just hate it when someone texts you while your masturbating? Its so awkward." "oh man it is bestfriendhoe I hate when that hapens.

Bestfriendhoe by Bestfriendhoe June 10, 2011

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Bestfriendzone

Potentially, the worst level of friendzone you will ever reach. Opposite sex will see you as the ultimate conversation partner and even might not consdier you as a minger, yet find you uncompatible to any romantic/sexual relationship. By far, the most misery-bringing rank you might even aquire.

Are you MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME?! s/he put me in funking bestfriendzone!

Bestfriendzone by OhyeaFUCK May 18, 2013

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bestfriendsexual

You only love your best friend you only love your best friend so you refused to be in a relationship

boy:Would you like to be my girlfriend
girl: no thank you I am bestfriendsexual

bestfriendsexual by anime_personkid December 19, 2020

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Bestfriendbomb

To send a lot of useless snapchats to someone to get in their bestfriends.

Hey, you wanna do a Bestfriendbomb?
Why aren't you in my bestfriends? Bestfriendbomb me really quick.

Bestfriendbomb by Fivealmond June 6, 2017

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bestfriendless

To not have a best friend

Me and Thalia are not best friends anymore therefore, I am now bestfriendless.

bestfriendless by Kiing_niya October 8, 2017

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Bestfriendager

A friend that manages you

You're my bestfriendager

Bestfriendager by Satansbuilder666 December 28, 2019

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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