Best Shit 

The things that a person may say or do to impress and endear themselves to another person......usually when they are on the pull.

Hey, check out Rob. He is pulling out his best shit with that girl !
Dude, you were pulling out your best shit last night......

Best Shit by Gregory Grayson November 26, 2010

the best shit ever

Used to describe something amazing, usually something new to the person describing it.

Jay: Dude, cone-ing is the best shit ever!
Mark: You say that about everything when you first find out about it.

the best shit ever by Seo Jay January 4, 2012

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! 

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!

I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! by pornuser May 14, 2018

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world

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what the frick frack dick slap pussy ass buttcrack lackback stupidass cupid last cast best ass less bass is this stupid shit by fuckitimgoingtohell September 24, 2021

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1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

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Shit happens to the best of us. 

Saying used by people (usually teens) who get caught smoking pot or vaping

“Yo you seem down today bro what’s up”
“Shit happens to the best of us.”
“Damn…”

Shit happens to the best of us. by shardchannel December 12, 2023

Shitty personal best 

An individual is engaged in a strenuous activity and finds himself/herself in GI distress and on verge of defecating on oneself during said activity; individual still completes activity or event in a respectable time frame or other measurement. Used mostly when referring to athletic endeavor.

Runner: yo bitches I was cruising in my relay race on the A1A and rolling so hard I nearly shit my pants; unfortunately I had to ease up. Still ran a good time, it's my new shitty personal best.

Teammates: you better get yourself to a port a potty ASAP before you actually shit yourself. Just saying.

Shitty personal best by OG Baby Giraffe January 9, 2011