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Corrupted portmanteau of BERET and BEANIE..but not the cool beanies that you see in Abercrombie & Fitch ads - the propeller beanies you see on old episodes of Saved By The Bell--listen, all you have to know is that the wearer of a BERWY could only DREAM of finding themselves at the heels of a beret wearer.
Ramona entered the ballroom with a pinstripe suit, navy scarf, topped with a berwy adorned with a po--a berwy? Really? Okay...this book is done. You cannot return from someone walking into a room with that monstrosity.
Berwy by Smigus Dyngus 80 September 14, 2020
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A Berwald is an extremely tall guy, usually with blond hair and glasses, who keeps a scary expression most of the time. Underneath his scariness, he is a real sweetheart and is very reliable. Berwalds have a tendency to claim people as their "wife" and will most likely stay with and protect that person with their lives.
Person 1: I met this scary guy at IKEA, but he was such a sweetie.

Person 2: He must be a Berwald.
Berwald by Russia Lupin November 2, 2011
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The choice between worldly pleasures (sex, drugs, etc...) and salvation via god. Both have their downsides
It go halle berry or hallelujah? Pick your poision show me what your doing... (money trees, kendrick lamar)

Costco berry ice cream

What you get at the food counter at Costco. Very very yummy yummy scrumptious and enlightening.
"Dad can I have some Costco berry ice cream?"
"Well I suppose since we're already here..."
"YAAYYY THANKS DAD"
"I love you son"
"I love you too dad"
"Wake up"
"Aw man another dream with my dad. But at least I got some Costco berry ice cream"

berry bush

Ass crack hair full of klingons from poor hygiene. It resembles a bush with berries on it.
The guy in the porno movie bent over causing the three guys to bust out laughing.
"Look at that nasty berry bush," Ed said.
In a moment of realization, Frank said, "Three dudes watching a porno together commenting on a guys ass is kind of gay."
"Shut up Frank, I see vag!"
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acai berry cleanse 

Yet another diet craze in the never ending quest to avoid simply eating healthy and exercising, it combines the all natural and recently discovered health benefits of juice from the acai berry (unsold prune juice left over from the 80's) with the effects of receiving no less than 50 spam emails a day on the topic (vomiting from shear disgust) to rid the body of unhealthy toxins (any recently eaten food) and unnecessary weight (water)
Dana: I need to lose that last 5 pounds.

Paul: Have you tried the new acai berry cleanse? It's all natural....like sticking your finger down your throat...but without all the negative connotations that comes with bulimia.
acai berry cleanse by calihog August 3, 2009