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Weekend at Bernie's 

(verb) The act of propping up a friend who's passed out and can't stand on his or her own.
Dude, you were so shot yesterday after pounding beers at the pool. You passed out in a lounge chair and I had to Weekend at Bernie's you out of the pool area and onto the elevator. I propped you up with my knee. This older couple that got onto the elevator was horrified.

You were passing out but there was no way I was going home without any numbers. I ended up Weekend at Bernie-ing you to two more bars. These chicks I was talking to thought you were drugged.
Weekend at Bernie's by M-dubs December 18, 2012

Weekend at Bernie's 

Sexual Position - Spending an extended period of time being fucked by two guys at once. One from behind and one in the mouth.

See Also: Chinese Finger Cuffs
Jessica spent the weekend with her new swinger boyfriend. Poor girl looks like she spent the whole Weekend at Bernie's.

Weekend at Bernie's 

A reference to being arrested by the wrong cop, on Friday, in NYC. Having your paperwork misallocated, thus "missing" your arraigment and being forced to spend the whole weekend at the former Bernard B Kerik detention facilty in downtown Manhattan.
"Dude, don't argue with the cop... do you wanna spend the weekend at Bernie's?
Weekend at Bernie's by cyvais August 8, 2009

Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”

Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s 

When the cousins all meet in Tampa and want to have a good time- and they end up dragging a dead weight cousin around all week.
Damon and Terrence flew to Florida for a Weekend at Bernie and Steve’s! Damon didn’t want to go to the strip club though because he was scared his wife would kill him - so Terrence has to drag him around all weekend

Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

A kick ass band formed from 4 amazing men.
Colonel Claypool's: Les Claypool, also the best bassist in the WORLD. GOD.
Bucket: Buckethead (Jimi Hendrix?)
of Bernie: Bernie Worell. Wizard of Woo. BADASS
Brains: Brain, the drummer.
"DUDE I SAW C2B3 LIVE, THEY WERE SO FUCKING KICK ASS!"
"I want to have an orgy with C2B3!"
"Go buy C2B3 or you're not hardcore."
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