Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

Benjamin Johnson by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

Benjamin Johnson by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

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Benjamin Johnson

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

Benjamin Johnson by X.2 August 28, 2019

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Benjamin Johnson

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi

Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons

Benjamin Johnson by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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