Benjamin Johnson 

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

Benjamin Johnson by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

Benjamin Johnson by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

Benjamin Johnson by X.2 August 28, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi

Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons

Benjamin Johnson by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022