Benjamin Johnson 

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

Benjamin Johnson by 3XsInHisName,2OnHisEyes March 8, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

Benjamin Johnson by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

The man with the worlds smallest penis

Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

Benjamin Johnson by X.2 August 28, 2019

Benjamin Johnson 

A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi

Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons

Benjamin Johnson by Littleboobookittyfuck July 3, 2018