Benjamin Johnson

Benjamin Johnson is an actual god. Do not argue or attempt to reason with Benjamin Johnsons- they will destroy you in 0.003 nanoseconds.

If you mess with a Benjamin Johnson, your sphincter will be blown out of your body and it will be throbbing on the floor.

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Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

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Man that dude has a super small penis, it's less than 1 inch. Its almost as small as Benjamin Johnson's penis.

Benjamin Johnson by X.2 August 28, 2019

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A giant pile of shit, deadbeat, someone to avoid at all costs, see: fuckboi

Hey, do you like that guy? Hell nah, I don’t fuck with Benjamin Johnsons

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