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Bend It Like Beckham 

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"
"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham
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Bend it like Beckham 

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.
I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

Bend it like beckham 

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room
did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

Bend it like Beckham 

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina
Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026