Bend It Like Beckham

A kick ass British film starring Parminder Nagra and Keira Knightley.
The film is about Jess "Jesminder" a young Indian Punjabi Sikh growing up in the suburbs of London who wants nothing more than to play football. (soccer) But her parents don't think it's "proper"

"Anyone can cook aloo gobi, but who can bend a ball like Beckham?" - Jess Bend It Like Beckham

Bend It Like Beckham by Pinkdragonfly February 26, 2009

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Bend it like Beckham

When a hermaphrodite has sex with itself.

I'm gonna go up to my room and bend it like Beckham.

Bend it like Beckham by aggfdsgdsn July 31, 2007

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Bend it like beckham

when a male is fuckin a gurl dogystyle and after he ejaculates in her butt. he kicks the bitch across the room

did u have fun with suzie last nite?
na man i hada BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM on a bitch

Bend it like beckham by ANDREW YA DIG August 12, 2008

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Bend it like Beckham

(n)this phrase refers to the sexual action of bending your penis as far as possible and then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Dave: I heard you and Jacki had a good time last night.
Bob: Not quite. She made me bend it like beckham.

Bend it like Beckham by David A. Ramirez October 25, 2007

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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