Bench Bitch

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The person in a group that works out who benches the lightest weight out of the entire group. Is assigned with cleaning up the workout area after the workout is over, also has to put weights on the bars. Hench "bitch" A new Bench Bitch is assigned every week after every person lifts their max. The person with the lowest max is the new Bench Bitch.

Other names for Bench Bitch:

Bar Sucker
Weight wash-out

Tony: Alright guys it's Monday you know what that means.

Everyone: groans
Tony: Suck it up pussies, Carl your up. . . . 15 minutes later
Tony: ok guys Max is officially the new Bench Bitch for this week.
Max: Shit
Carl: Go get me a fucking Gatorade

Bench Bitch by DaWizard April 15, 2013

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Bench Bitch

A short fat guy with short arms and a big arch who brags to girls about his bench instead of going to powerlifting competitions.

Bench Bitch:Hey I bench 350.
Girl:But you're so short and fat ew.
Bench Bitch:Shit

Bench Bitch by Necrozma Beam December 31, 2020

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Laguna Beach Bitch

A girl who is very dramatic,gets money from her parents,is a rich bitch,a slut,and is very popular just like the girls from the MTV reality show Laguna Beach,

"That girl is nothing without her money,she's such a laguna beach bitch"

or

"lbb" - used in internet slang

Laguna Beach Bitch by Huntillary March 20, 2007

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beach bitch

Surfer girl.

That beach bitch is sooooooo hot.

beach bitch by julesk April 17, 2019

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beach bitch

A nasty bitch than hangs around on the beach.

Holy hell dude! Candi is such a beach bitch....she is awful!

beach bitch by fenetonseeto January 31, 2017

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Back to the beach Bitch

The action of death in rust, resulting in the return to the beach naked with a rock and torch

"Boom! Back to the beach bitch!"

Back to the beach Bitch by King Kion April 12, 2026

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Big Boobie Bitch Bunch

The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee. An inclusive term to encompass the big busted community .

Girl 1: Omg you should totally wear this thin strapped tank top
Girl 2: I cannot. Sadly I am apart of the Big Boobie Bitch Bunch :/

Big Boobie Bitch Bunch by quadrupleB February 5, 2020

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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