bells mam

the slow rising phenomenon of a huge fucking bitch, scrawled everywhere around the north-east of england area.

Ted: wow, that's pretty big!
Dave: Yeh, but it's not as big as bells mam
Ted: thats true, i stand corrected

by roy January 28, 2005

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bells mam

The name written and scratched around every table, wall chair, book and other surface in Grimsby, Cleethorpes and even America..

We Love You Bells Mam!

by Dan November 17, 2004

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Bells Mam

one huge fat ugly heffer only to be seen when using uthenasia or suicide, large quantitys of butter to be consumed by her

yeah what ever bell your mums still fat, she eats all the butter or man she is fat like "bells mam"

by Tomee December 6, 2003

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Joe mama got ligma balls...the most powerful words that your friend can die from....
if someone is saying "Who is Joe and ligma?"
say..."JOE MAMA GOT LIGMA BALLS"
and his brain will shrink 136 TIMES til he dies...
and your brain with get 136 times BIGGER...
this sentence is very powerful....it can survive everything......even uno reverse card and no u or uno block card
be careful kids....
-ShrekMemeTips

Friend 2:"Joe got ligma!"
Friend 1:"who is Joe and ligma?"
Friend 2:"Joe mama got ligma balls!!!"
Friend 1:*strange dying sounds*

by ShrekMemeTips October 24, 2019

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big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

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