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Belloton 

A Belloton is a collection of 'bellend' cyclists - usually sporting all the gear but with no idea. These morons are the type that as soon as they get on a saddle completely forget both the rules of the road and any common sense. Typically you might find a belloton of cyclists insisting on riding four abreast on a country road, who then act indignant towards any oncoming traffic. The belloton is usually headed by a 'Gary' or 'Keith' who when not on his bicycle drives a Nissan Leaf or Honda Jazz.
Last night I had the poor fortune to come across a Belloton on my way home from work. After trying to safely navigate them over the course of 2-3 miles giving them adequate space while I overtook them they all chose to undertake me with just inches between each of them and the passenger side of my vehicle as soon as I slowed entering a 20mph zone.
Belloton by TeflonDai August 13, 2025
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bellyton 

a dance with the combination of reggaeton dancing and belly dancing
"wow your sucha a good dancer"
"thanks"
"what type of dancing is it"
"bellyton"
bellyton by cassliee February 21, 2009
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Bellatong 

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.
Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.
Bellatong by JD Hap April 16, 2009

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026