Belloton

A Belloton is a collection of 'bellend' cyclists - usually sporting all the gear but with no idea. These morons are the type that as soon as they get on a saddle completely forget both the rules of the road and any common sense. Typically you might find a belloton of cyclists insisting on riding four abreast on a country road, who then act indignant towards any oncoming traffic. The belloton is usually headed by a 'Gary' or 'Keith' who when not on his bicycle drives a Nissan Leaf or Honda Jazz.

Last night I had the poor fortune to come across a Belloton on my way home from work. After trying to safely navigate them over the course of 2-3 miles giving them adequate space while I overtook them they all chose to undertake me with just inches between each of them and the passenger side of my vehicle as soon as I slowed entering a 20mph zone.

by TeflonDai August 13, 2025

bellyton

a dance with the combination of reggaeton dancing and belly dancing

"wow your sucha a good dancer"
"thanks"
"what type of dancing is it"
"bellyton"

by cassliee February 21, 2009

Bellatong

An extended leave of absence from, or breaking of plans with, one's male friends without explanation or remorse due to the presence of a new or existing girlfriend.

Where has he been I haven't seen him lately. Oh him, he's totally on a Bellatong.

by JD Hap April 16, 2009