Belgian Waffles
Belgian Waffles by Iggnacious March 25, 2006
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BELGIAN WAFFLES
It is written only BELGIAN WAFFLES can defeat cancer.
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
GIMME ALL THE BELGIAN WAFFLES THIS BAG'LL BUY!! JUST DO IT!!!
BELGIAN WAFFLES by squadala!! January 15, 2009
Belgian Waffles
Belgian Waffles by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021
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A substitute for swearing, used on the disney XD television show Gravity Falls to stand in for swearing.
Hot Belgian Waffles by Danny Do Shit May 30, 2016
Belgian Waffle
The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
Belgian Waffle by Professor Shitzngigglez December 23, 2008
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