The act of defecating on a laptop keyboard, then closing the laptop to mold the feces into the shape of a Belgian Waffle. The laptop is then left closed until someone (preferably the owner) opens the laptop to discover the waffle. This is typically performed as a final act of defiance when one's employment is terminated.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
It is also simply known as a "Belgian" in corporate culture.
After Reginold was notified he would be fired for stealing office supplies, he left a Belgian Waffle on his superior's Dell waiting for him overnight.
by Professor Shitzngigglez December 24, 2008
by abu kadabi May 07, 2006
when a person or organisation acts like they appreciate someone or a group of people, only to actively antagonize them whenever possible.
originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
originates from the internal codename for when nintendo literally stalked a DS(i) homebrew developer.
Person 1: "Did you hear about how nintendo took down another smash tourny? i thoughts they liked the players?"
person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
person 2: "Yeah I know dude, total Belgian Waffle"
by CoolStarDood December 22, 2020
N. - The act or process of squeezing the ass cheeks of a female you are anally fucking such that compressed shit comes out, sculpted around your cock in a scone or cone shape, flattening it out, and having the female eat it. Great with whipped cream.
by G.M.H. January 16, 2010
A sex act in which a person puts on waffle-stomper boots and stomps on a penis and then sucks on it, blood and all.
"I love Belgian Waffles."
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
"Do you want to go to IHOP then?"
"Only if they hop on my penis. I'll go get my boots."
"Wait... what?"
by Not James. May 03, 2009
A sexual act where a woman lays on her back and her male sexual partner climaxes on her exposed stomach. The male sexual partner then proceeds to hock a bloody and mucus-filled loogie on top of the excreted bodily fluids. The male sexual partner provides the woman with a fork for her to enjoy the excreted bodily fluids, also known as the Belgian Waffle.
by JGTLBB February 12, 2014
by Iggnacious March 10, 2006