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Walrus Belch 

The effect of a very powerful vaginal flatulence that after having been built up for several hours, pushes out through the vaginal cavity, vibrating the labia, which appear to be two floundering carp gasping for breath as they foam at the mouth, then once past the labia, the hairy FUPA lifts making the vaginal flatulance sound like a Walrus Belching.
Ghon never heard or smelled a Walrus Belch before, until he was at the gym and an old sea hag doing the hip abductor machine bent over to get her super big gulp of diet soda and upon rising, she let out a Walrus Belch which sent Ghon, who was doing another set of curls, into convulsions. The old sea hag saw what happened, and began to give Ghon CPR, but not being able to bend over to breathe into his mouth, she mounted up and Walrus Belched into his mouth, this quickening him back from death's door. For the next several weeks, Ghon had to drink a half a bottle of scotch to forget his woes and to rid himself of the taste of a Walrus Belch.
Walrus Belch by SkulletBuster August 3, 2016
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benchsquad 

A group of useless players on any given basketball team who do nothing except waste oxygen and airball layups, but during their games have an abnormally funny sense of humor. Given humor is usually directed at each other, starters, the coach, or fat people.
Coach: Benchsquad! Pay attention to the game and stop messing around!
benchsquad by MATT SLIPS February 13, 2014
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Bob Belcher 

One of The best cartoon characters in Bob’s Burgers. His children are Tina, Gene, and Louise Belcher, And Bob’s wife is Linda Belcher. His arch nemesis is Jimmy Pesto, and his 2 favorite customers are Teddy and Mort.
Bob Belcher is the connoisseur of Burgers

belchpukefartshit 

The normal state of affairs after some significant overindulgence.
He was tired when he got home from a long day of work and way too much food and drinks with friends; so entering the belchpukefartshit phase of the evening was a natural stage in his evolution.
belchpukefartshit by Dr Bunnygirl September 11, 2019

belching beaver

No-one got any sleep that night at the sorority house, thanks to Ashley and her Belching Beaver.
belching beaver by Spanky G April 24, 2020
This is a word my son started saying a couple of years ago when he was 2 and a half, he was getting it confused with seaside but its now the word we use to describe trips to the coast, to visit the beach, build sandcastles, dig in the sand etc.

You use it when you are going to the coast and the Beach is the main event and side you are planning to spend your time on rather than the sea.
'Can we go to the beachside' 'Do you want to go to the beachside today?'
Beachside by RozaSmart November 9, 2019

benchslap 

A benchslap is when a judge humiliates an attorney, insults another judge, or reverses a lower court in a particularly demeaning manner. A judicial bitch slap, if you will. This term was popularized by David Lat of AboveTheLaw.com (when he was blogging for UnderneathTheirRobes.com).
That was a classic Kozinski benchslap.

Judge Judy totally benchslapped that hooker that claimed to be a model, did you see that?

She might be a litigatrix, but that didn't help her dodge that brutal benchslap.