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Usually, Chads with Massive meat are called Bejo. Every girl's pussy in a 2-mile radius gets wet just by his look. Girls are cumming from his voice and are dying by his 30 cm long Pennis.
Also, word Bejo can be used to describe a man who's sexual energy is extremely high

-OOOH! Giorgi you was So BEJO today

Bejo by Captan Taxmagido January 8, 2022

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Bejo

Blowjob.

Dude, this lady gave me a bejo under the dinner table. Didn't finish though. Kind of concerning.

Bejo by dookieman February 1, 2013

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Bejo • bejon • bejoty • bejoel'd • bejoggled • Bejoggling • Bejohnca • Bejol • Bejollered • Bejonce

bejoty

one of 8 special parts on the body that when touched, a person becomes instantly and viciously aroused.

Bejoty number 1 is the kneecap
Bejoty number 2 is the Achilles tendon
Bejoty number 3 is the earlobe
Bejoty number 4 is the skin in between the pinky and ring finger
For Bejoty number 5, arousal occurs when you suckle the pinky toe
Bejoty number 6 is the neck flap
Bejoty number 7 will be revealed on june 19th
For bejoty number 8 to happen, a line of seven people suckling pinky toes must occur

bejoty by sshah577 June 11, 2010

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Bejonce

The name of an alcoholic beverage containing Vanilla Galliano and coke. A drink created by a bloke named John designed to make girls shake their booty on the D floor.

"Bartender, make me another Bejonce, i'm gonna get that girl so drunk she flosses her arse with a bath towel"

Fluff- "Hey baby can i buy you a drink?"
Turbo Slut- "Sure i'll have a Bejonce"

Bejonce by Bejonce September 6, 2011

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Bejozi

Someone who doesn’t know if they are jozie or not

Do you want to go home? (Eric)

Are you bejozi? (Kevin, migi)

Bejozi by Kevinluffylove February 18, 2023

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bejoty

The act of molestation by Steve Urkel. Not Jaleel White, but Steve Urkel. If the molesting is by another person but uses a quote from Steve Urkel as in "Did I do that?" that is a form of bejoty also.

After Sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts.

bejoty by Artie Milano :| November 3, 2006

Bejookled

To impale or be impaled with a blunt object with little or no force

While Billy was walking down the street, he hit his knee and fell forward onto his baseball bat and was then BEJOOKLED

Bejookled by Broken Saint January 9, 2006

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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