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Usually, Chads with Massive meat are called Bejo. Every girl's pussy in a 2-mile radius gets wet just by his look. Girls are cumming from his voice and are dying by his 30 cm long Pennis.
Also, word Bejo can be used to describe a man who's sexual energy is extremely high
-OOOH! Giorgi you was So BEJO today
Bejo by Captan Taxmagido January 8, 2022
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Dude, this lady gave me a bejo under the dinner table. Didn't finish though. Kind of concerning.
Bejo by dookieman February 1, 2013
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one of 8 special parts on the body that when touched, a person becomes instantly and viciously aroused.
Bejoty number 1 is the kneecap
Bejoty number 2 is the Achilles tendon
Bejoty number 3 is the earlobe
Bejoty number 4 is the skin in between the pinky and ring finger
For Bejoty number 5, arousal occurs when you suckle the pinky toe
Bejoty number 6 is the neck flap
Bejoty number 7 will be revealed on june 19th
For bejoty number 8 to happen, a line of seven people suckling pinky toes must occur
bejoty by sshah577 June 11, 2010
The name of an alcoholic beverage containing Vanilla Galliano and coke. A drink created by a bloke named John designed to make girls shake their booty on the D floor.
"Bartender, make me another Bejonce, i'm gonna get that girl so drunk she flosses her arse with a bath towel"

Fluff- "Hey baby can i buy you a drink?"
Turbo Slut- "Sure i'll have a Bejonce"
Bejonce by Bejonce September 6, 2011
Someone who doesn’t know if they are jozie or not
Do you want to go home? (Eric)

Are you bejozi? (Kevin, migi)
Bejozi by Kevinluffylove February 18, 2023
The act of molestation by Steve Urkel. Not Jaleel White, but Steve Urkel. If the molesting is by another person but uses a quote from Steve Urkel as in "Did I do that?" that is a form of bejoty also.
After Sara committed bejoty to the child, all he ever felt like doing in his life were to drive and live on golf carts.
bejoty by Artie Milano :| November 3, 2006

Bejookled 

To impale or be impaled with a blunt object with little or no force
While Billy was walking down the street, he hit his knee and fell forward onto his baseball bat and was then BEJOOKLED
Bejookled by Broken Saint January 9, 2006
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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