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bejing cocktail 

An injection you recieve via needle that when you stop moving makes you die.

A.K.A. When you are having sex with an asian woman and recieve more than one STD; usually happens in the city of Bejing.
Wow,that asian woman has offically made it that I burn while I pee as well as made my crotch enflammed.That was the worst Bejing Cocktail that I have ever had
bejing cocktail by VarnabyJones August 12, 2006
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Bejing Cocktail 

Verb (latin origin Bejungana) After acts of a sexual nature you then fecalate (shit) on your hand then proceed to rub or smear it on your erect penis (hard cock).Then proceed to slap your sex partener with your fecies -covered penis (repeatedly) in the the face!
Hank:hey man how was sex with Tiff lastnight?

Steve:Dude i totally slammed her then i gave her........the Bejing Cocktail!!!!

Hank:Ewwwwww!

beijing cocktail 

The Beijing cocktail is a synthetic Central nervous system agent, at first it binds to the hemoglobin in our blood before finally settling in your synapses where it inhibits the neurotransmitters for norepiphephrine by binding to the re-uptake pumps in the synapses and blocking the neurological stimuli. The only way to counter-act this with a constant supply of synthetic or real adrenaline, but first an agent must be present in the system to cause then compound to un-bind from receptor sites so that the neurotransmitters may transfer vital information to the rest of the body. I.E. Like the pumping of ones heart

Also, The "beijing Cocktail" also refers to the compound administered to individuals who are sentenced to death in are executed via Lethal Injection in China.
The Terrorist's injected all the hostages one by one with The Beijing Cocktail until demands were met.
beijing cocktail by SekOner September 24, 2008

beijing cocktail 

A beijing cocktail is a drug which is injected in to your body, it can be deadly but the only way to stay alive is to keep your adrenaline pumping.

See "crank" the movie is all about a a man injected with a beijing cocktail
Billy was injected with a beijing cocktail so he decided to go bungee jumping
beijing cocktail by davidmaytee August 19, 2007

beijing cocktail 

It could be a huge dose of labetolol. Labetolol is a drug that they use with patients with hypertension (high blood pressure). It blocks the alpha and beta effects of epinephrine and norepinephrine (adrenaline) at adrenergic receptor sites in the heart, blood vessels, and lungs. This causes vasodilation and slowing of the heart rate. A huge dose could potentially be fatal.
the movie crank.

"youve been given the beijing cocktail if you stop moving you die."
beijing cocktail by poppys September 16, 2008

beijing cocktail 

A potentially lethal concoction that makes one realize what one really wants out of life.
Billy was naive, so we gave him a beijing cocktail to open his eyes a bit.

It takes a beijing cocktail to wake up a kid.
beijing cocktail by yjk August 13, 2006

beijing cocktail 

to shit into ones mouth while they are sleeping
Ted: i woke up with poop in my mouth this morning

Bill: oh yeah, walter gave you a beijing cocktail while you were sleeping