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Being Straight 

YO YO YO SUP NIGGAS IM BEING STRAIGHT TODAY!!!!
Being Straight by Being straight January 10, 2021

the queen of being straight and not gay at all 

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

Being not straight 

A video by Jaiden animations that people went nuts over cause now their shitty fanfictions can't come to life
Jaiden released a video called "Being not straight"
and 2,000,000 idiot simps cried in agony that day

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha 

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too
"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

Being a (streight up dumb cunt 

Any girl manes amber cuz they all stupid dumb cunts
Rob: I'm so tired of all these Amber's out there ,Being a (streight up dumb cunt .I can't seem to find a girl who isn't a fucking amber
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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