The way Mike responded, I thought we would discover dead puppies, but it was only popcorn behind the couch.
by Daggarious February 03, 2012
MBTC is an organized group of people. The sexiest, funniest, but also cutest of people on the earth. With prolly the biggest cocks in the whole universe. Michaels behind the couch is easily the coolest of n words. This brotherhood could never be broken and will be passed on until the end of time. The jokes never stop ending and just become funnier and funnier. The popularity of this group is insane but it keeps growing along with each of our pps. The humor in this group is just unreal. We believe the goal of this group is to become as cool as the one know as camilou and soon make history as the funniest people on the planet.
by Bran447 December 16, 2019
When the storm killed the power I was with my girl and I gotta dog in the tub and one behind the couch.
by Dr. Steph July 08, 2021
Person: Alright, I’m going to play Battletoads now
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
Person 2: Can I play too?
Person: No, get your ass back behind the fucking couch
by FJK SHDGIUSGJK ORJKRNF:OGHUI*( December 19, 2019
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018