Beerder

This is a person who gets buzzed alongside reading a book. A creative way of getting buzzed.

She then became a beerder.

by Maiifer May 27, 2021

Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011

beerterrogation

A process of extracting secret information from someone by getting them drunk and thereby loosening their ability to control their tongue.

We took the manager out and did some shots and pitchers. The beerterrogation worked, before long he admitted layoffs were coming.

by keifermail October 2, 2008

berder

a thing or person who is on the level below the devil and commits acts that the devil would consider evil

That guy is such a berder!

by Sakin November 10, 2010

Beerdelier

Innovative and often impromptu method of creating a chandelier by securing empty beer cans to overhead light fixtures. Often coincides with long-lasting games of Beer Pong. The more more beer cans, the classier.

"The beerdelier really ties the room together."

by DLC1013 December 29, 2011

beernertia

(physics) the tendency of a body to want to continue to drink beers after the first one, unless acted upon by an external force.

her: why are you drinking ANOTHER beer, you're already hammered!?
him: don't question my beernertia. it's just how the universe works.

pick up an extra case of beer at the store so we don't have to break our beernertia.

by ThusSpakeWill November 6, 2009

beerdar

Beerdar is the latent homing ability exhibited by all males (and some females) that enables them to return to their place of dwelling whilst completely inebriated. (See Example 1 below). In cases of extreme inebriation, said ability may become repressed due to the large amount of alcohol in said person's body, often leading to them regaining conciousness in a randomn location. (See Example 2 below).

Bob:"Blimey, I'd never of made it home last night without my trusty beerdar".

Joe:(from in ditch) "F***ing beerdar's on the blink again.

by Llama0wn3d December 9, 2008