beer poo 

A dump brewed in bowels of satan himself. Ocurrs only after a skinful (8-12 pints). This putrid, jet black shit is cemented into an unbreakable log that is as wide and as thick as a gorillas forearm. Not only does this defecation leave your arse in tatters due to it's colossal size, they tend to be blisteringly hot, singing pubic hair and leaving the ring red raw, making it near impossible to wipe. An allround thoroughly unpleasant experience.

Dave: Alright steve? You were in the bog for about 2 hours.
Steve: I was having a beer poo, my arse is in shreds. It's burnt the hair off the underside of my testes.
Dave: How many did you have last night?
Steve: 10. It was so big one end of the shit was in the U-bend whilst the other was still packed into my bowels.

beer poo by Gnusey October 27, 2012

Beer Poo 

The shit you take after drinking a large amount of alcohol to try to wash some of the toxins out of your body.

Matt: Jeez last night was a bit heavy. I've got a massive headache.
Wookie: Yeah I still feel like shit I really need a beer poo.

Beer Poo by Mercifull May 13, 2005

Beer Poo 

A sloppy, brown, smelly faeces you often encounter after a serious round of drinking the night before. Can often come continuously throughout the day to flush out alcoholic toxins.

Tom - "I'm seriously paying for last night. I've had six beer poo's in the last HOUR."

Dave - "Unlucky, I was done with the first this morning. Pretty disgusting though!"

Beer Poo by MaceGrey October 19, 2010

beer poo 

The relaxing bowel movement that you take while sipping your favorite cold beer in the bathroom. It can be accompanied by that novel or magazine you keep in the spare drawer under the sink closest to the toilet.

"I polished off the end of Michael Crichton's last novel while taking a deliciously long beer poo."

beer poo by webtelly December 27, 2011

Beer Pooch 

Similar to a beer gut, a beer pooch is achieved by drinking too much beer too often. A beer pooch is usually less extreme than a beer gut and can be referred to what a woman usually gets after drinking beer for an extensive period of time.

"Ew, look at my beer pooch in that picture, time to start working out."

"That girl needs to put that beer down, she's getting a beer pooch!"

Beer Pooch by princezofdorks August 21, 2009

Beer Pool 

A beer pool is a pool filled with beer that is great for parties because usually anyone who goes into the pool becomes drunk and no one even cares that the pool is full of everyone's filth because it is a fucking amazing party with this beer pool

Peter's party is going to have a beer pool which means plenty of beer drenched titties

Beer Pool by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

beer poon 

A chick whose sole purpose in life is to play beer pong at house or frat parties.

Can often be found in her native environment whoring the far end of the designated pong table drunkenly shaking her hips to some mysterious beat between shots.

THAT GIRL IS SUCH A BEER POON BRAH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET TO PLAY

beer poon by Ballus Maximus March 20, 2010