beefwood 

an unusually fierce and powerful erection.

I was left with beefwood after seeing the opening shot of Lost in Translation.

I couldn't leave the swimming pool out of fear that everyone would notice the beefwood in my trunks.

beefwood by conditionerisbetter March 22, 2011

Beefwood 

A puffy diseased vagina, dark purple in colour, often covered in mustard yellow pimples. Deemed dangerous as once touched these pimples can explode with puss causing blindness if caught in the eye. This uncommon disease also goes by the shortened name of SAMB

Native to anglesey often seen with interchanging hair.

An example; one man thought this type of vagina appertising now wears dark glasses and depends on a dog. He is quoted as saying "it burnt like acid". He now stays clear of beefwood.

Beefwood by Samalamadingdong26 March 22, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016