A sad sack of shit that pretends to buy a mystery box from the deep web, pretends to witness a murder, pretends to hand the tape into the police, then pretends to get stalked, pretends to get death threats, then pretends to get kidnapped, then pretends to summon a demon, then pretends to get SWATTED, then pretends to be hacked, all the while his acting skills are that of a brain dead Kristen Steward.
Person 1: Yo, you heard Johnny did a BeezNationz?
Person 2: Lmfao. Dude has no life, he'll do anything to get attention.
Person 1: Honey?! Why is there fake blood on the back door and a goat head in the drive way?!
Person 2: Oh! Those are to get more YouTube subs! Also, can you put on this hoodie and walk around the house while I call you Jasper?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.